Learn how to fall deeply in love with a fictional character.

== Steps ==

# Declare your undying love for your darling [[waifu]]. 
# Accept that [[anime]] characters are as real as you believe they are and that nobody can take them away from you.
# Watch/play/read all of the source work relating to your beloved. 
# Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Put it in a classy looking picture frame and hang it from your wall. Gaze lovingly at it from time to time and perhaps caress her face a little as well. 
# Cook a delicious meal and eat it together with her. 
# Say "good night" to her every night before going to sleep. 
# Consider purchasing a [http://tanasinn.info/images/d/de/Ronery_train.jpg dakimakura] of her. If she happens to be particularly plump, you can compensate by having her visage printed onto a mattress rather than a pillow. 
# [http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow Marry] said pillow.
# Construct a small shrine dedicated to your waifu.
# Spend all of your [[How to Make Money|money]] on things which remind you of her. 
# Manipulate the boundaries between dimensions and [[tanasinn|realities]], shifting your existence to a universe in which you can meet your waifu in person. 
# Congratulations! You have won at [[life]]. Feel free to kill yourself whenever you like. 

== Tips ==

* Never give up! True love is only a dimension away. 
* Don't worry about going insane - it just means you love her all the more!

== Warnings ==

* [[masturbation|Masturbating]] to your waifu is considered distasteful by some. 
* Don't try to force yourself to stop loving a fictional character; you'll probably just give yourself a mental breakdown or accidentally set yourself on fire. 

== Things you'll need ==

* An emotional bond to a fictional character.
* A reasonable amount of money
* The ability to manipulate boundaries between dimensions. 

== Things you'll no longer need ==

* Other people
* Pornography
* Bitterness
* Sanity

== See also ==

* [[How to Stop Loving an Anime Character]]
* [[Anime]]
* [[Suzumiya Haruhi]]

== External links ==

* [http://tohno-chan.com/mai/ Waifu related imageboard]

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[[Category: Ronery]]
[[Category: Love]]
[[Category: Howtos|Stop]]